- If you can't speak kindly, go back to bed.
- It's time to get up now.
- Please put on your clothes and come to breakfast.
- No whining allowed outside of your room. Go back in your room and finish whining there.
- It's time to get up now.
- Please wash your hands before breakfast.
- Mommy's throwing up...stop pounding on the door and yelling at me!
- Don't eat that! It belongs in a tissue, not your mouth!
- If you're going to shout at Mommy, you may go back to bed.
- It's time to get up now.
- No pajamas at the breakfast table...go put on your clothes!
- Don't eat that! It belongs in a tissue, not your mouth! If you eat that again, I will clean your mouth with soap!
- There's no room for name calling in our family. Go back to bed and stay there until you're ready to be a kind family member.
- Eat what's on your plate with a thankful heart. Biscuits are usually your favorite.
- No school until you eat your breakfast.
- If you don't finish before the bus comes, you will be walking to school.
- Your teacher has been told not to give you snacks unless it is snack time.
- Go to the bathroom so I can wash your mouth. BOOGERS ARE NOT FOOD!
- It's time to get up now!!!
- Screaming is not allowed anywhere but your room. If you want to scream, go scream in your room.
- At prayer time, we are quiet and respectful to God.
- This means stop goofing off and giggling.
- If you can't control your mouth, we'll put tape on your lips to remind you.
- Close your lips so I can put tape on them.
- You may not answer questions with tape on your mouth...time to practice quiet listening and respectful taking turns.
- Just getting your toothbrush wet doesn't count as brushing your teeth.
- Go brush again.
- Do you need a short haircut, or will you stop hitting me while I'm brushing your hair?
- Go brush again and use toothpaste this time!
- Please turn out your bedroom lights.
- Don't leave your pajamas on the hallway floor, please!
- Tennis shoes to school, not flip flops! Two months into school, you know this!
- Have a great day at school today!
- See you this afternoon.
- I love you!
Laundry is cycling. Homeschool child is doing an art project. Dishwasher is running. Anti-nausea meds are digesting and making me so sleepy. 8:56 a.m. and I'm going back to bed.
1 comment:
Oh vey.
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